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04/03/10 Donations again.
Rumour has it that the Loony party is due to have a substantial donation to its funds from a well known household name....more details as they are leaked...
03/03/10 Donations and Domesticity
We would like to point out that we are not aware of the domestic and residential status of any donars, members or indeed candidates in the Loony Party, and to be quite frank dont really care..Its their business.
27/02/10 Conservative Conference .jpg)
Well. Its a bit early for the Conference season, but as we have an election pending the Conservatives are holding one. David Cameron is regaling his listeners with the new Party slogan "Vote for Change". Original isnt it?
We in the Loony party would like to point out that in their advertising they have left out one word "Loose" as we believe that no matter what party win, Loose change is all you'll have left after their tax increases.
25/02/10 Bankers get bonus for not doing a good job
Royal Bank of Scotland reports a loss of £3.6bn for 2009, but is set to pay bonuses totalling £1.3bn to its staff. But the bank's head, Stephen Hester, said it had lost money by not paying big bonuses to retain productive staff. A Loony Party spokesperson pointed out "If the productive staff have left and all we have is unproductive staff(who have only lost £3.6bn), why are they getting £1.3bn for losing money? bearing in mind it was the productive staff who got us into this mess in the first place."
19/02/10 Pontypridd Council Elections
MARK BEECH aka "The Good Knight Sir Nosda"............Following in the Traditions of the Loonyparty tradition came last in the Pontypridd local elections with a Massive 30 votes. Well done Mark and well done those 30 voters did the right thing and used their vote to show their support for The loony Party and their disillunsionment with the others. I also have to mention the wonderful election material provided by Mark which you can see here http://www.scribd.com/doc/26191777/Pontypridd-Town-Ward-By-election-2010-02-18
Lib dems came first with 196..Labour 188 and Plaid achieved 71
This is a massive Total (I estimate) of around 6.18% of the total Vote. This if transfered to the up and coming genmeral election will mean a massive upset to the Established Political parties.
10/2/10 Email is now up and running....we hope
5/2/10
Those loveable funsters at Whats Next Entertainment are now offering free downloads of 'Monster Mistake' and 'Coming Round ... Westminster'
http://www.whatsnextentertainment.com/
29/01/10 Election News
PLEDGES SO FAR:-
- LADY LINDSEY LANDERS to stand in KENSINGTON
- STEVE GUEST to stand in Gloucester against Parmjit Dhanda
- MISS BRIMSTONE ARIADNE ROX to stand in Exeter
- NUTTY FARRQUHA PERIGRINE PARKER to stand in WELWYN HATFIELD.
- DANCING KEN HANKS to stand in Chelteham
- MONKEY THE DRUMMER to stand in Kingston+Surbiton
- CAMPAGNE CHARLIE to stand in Bath
- DAVID 'THE PRIEST' PRIESTLY to stand in Battersea
- TOP CAT OWEN to stand in Wokingham against JOHN REDWOOD.
- JAMES "Jimbo" Edgington to stand in WAKEFIELD.
- CRUCIAL CHRIS DOWLING of "Whats Next Brain Child" is to stand against Nick Griffin 'BNP' leader in BARKING,London
- HOWLING 'LAUD' HOPE.........WITNEY against David Cameron
- FLYING BRICK.......................DERBYSOUTH
- R.U.SEERIUS........................ MID DERBYSHIRE
- SAM 'THING............................AMBER VALLEY
- JOHNNY CARTWRIGHT.......... CROYDON
- CHINNERS.............................EAST MOLSELEY
MAD MIKE YOUNG.................ISLE OF SHEPPEY - ROCKIN' ROBBO...................KENT
- DALE FONTAINE (ELVIS).......ALDERSHOT
- EDDIE VEE (ELVIS)...............YORK
- BARON VON THUNDERCLAP..SUSSEX
- HAIRY KNORM......................FAVERSHAM
- SHIEKH M'HAND...................SITTINGBOURNE
- MARK BEECH aka "The Good Knight Sir Nosda"............CARDIFF CENTRAL
- GARY DENMAM aka "Laird Flash Hartt" ............Wealden Crowborough
- NIGEL KNAPP..................North Hackney & Stoke Newington against Dianne Abbot.
- LORD TOBY JUG....................CAMBRIDGESHIRE
05/01/10 Labours only Success regarding the Recession.
We are reminded of Gordon Browns famous speech a while ago promising to end the economic cycle of "Boom and Bust
We in the Loony Party are quite happy to give credit, where credits due (unlike the banks), and we have to agree he has succeeded in ending the "Boom" bit.
01/01/10 A Message from our leader: Alan "Howlin Laud"
WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT YEAR AHEAD. YOU WILL ALL BE WELL AWARE OF THE FORTHCOMING 2010 GENERAL ELECTION.
THIS IS THE TIME WE CAN MAKE A BIG IMPACT ON THE ELECTORAL WORLD ON BEHALF OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS "MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY".
ONCE AGAIN I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW GOOD IT WOULD BE TO ACTUALLY FIELD ENOUGH CANDIDATES TO QUALIFY FOR OUR OWN "PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST",IT WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY RUSH HOME TO TURN ON.
ANY INFORMATION THAT YOU MAY REQUIRE CAN BE GOT FROM MYSELF OR FROM OUR WEB SITE....LOONYPARTY.COM OR.....OMRLP.COM BUT DONT FORGET,YOU MUST GET A LETTER OF AUTHORISATION FROM OUR NOMINATING OFFICER TO BE ABLE TO STAND,WHICH CAN BE OBTAINED FROM a.hope70@ntlworld.com
THATS THE SERIOUS BIT,NOW FOR EVEN BETTER BITS.
THANKYOU TO ALL THE PARTY FAITHFUL FOR MAKING 2009 SUCH A GREAT YEAR.A VERY GOOD PARTY CONFERENCE LAST SEPT IN HOOK HAMPSHIRE, WITH 'LORD TOBY' RECEIVING A TUMULTUOUS ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR BEATING 2 LABOUR PARTY CANDIDATES IN HIS LOCAL ELECTION IN 'ST IVES'.ALSO CONGRATULATIONS WERE FORWARDED TO ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS WHO HAD STOOD. WE HAVE BEEN INVITED BACK NEXT YEAR,UNDER DIFFERENT CONDITIONS,MUCH FOR THE BETTER I MIGHT ADD, BUT WE SHALL SEE !
HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND AN EXCELLENTLY LOONY NEW YEAR
HOWLING 'LAUD' HOPE
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